Big Brother Bitchionary

Rebeckah
(re-bec-ca)

- noun
1. a person who hates men but hates themself even more
2. a person who tells lies
3. a person with no sense of self awareness
4. a c***,  usually a prostitute or woman of loose morals

- adjective
1. manipulative
2. controlling
3. disingenuous
4. bitchy
5. shit stirring

- verb
1. to assassinate with a smile

Heaven
(heh-ven)

- noun
1. God's place
2. a person who doesn't know when to shut the f*ck up
3. a fruit cake

-adjective
1. delusional

Alex
(ah-lecs)

- noun
1. a sow's ear
2. a crone
3. a person who frequents seaside slot machine arcades
4. a person of indeterminable skin tone

- adjective
1. gullible

Aden
(ay-den, ar-den, ah-dén)

- noun
1. an immature wuss
2. a person who can't rap

-adjective
1. wet

Jay
(j)

- noun
1. a person who lives off benefits and spends their days in the gym and the weekend shagging Alex types

Mark
(mah-rc)

- noun
1. a good egg
2. a small penis

- adjective
1. stringy

Maisy
(may-say)

- noun
1. a bit of fluff

-adjective
1. shallow

Tom
(tohm)

- noun
1. wallpaper

- adjective
1. loyal

Harry
(hoo-ray)

- noun
1. a fox killer
2. a young Boris Johnson

Faye
(fay)

- noun
1. a matey bird

- adjective
1. emotional
2. lacking confidence

Anton
(an-tun)

- noun
1. a person who thinks they're more clever than they really are
2. someone with their brains in the abs

Aaron
(ah-ron)

- noun
1. a person of dubious sexual orientation
2. a person who avoids eye contact

- adjective
1. mysterious

Louise
(loo-ease)

- adjective
1. beautiful
2. dull

Steve
(steev)

- noun
1. a person who writes bitchy blogs

- adjective
1. reem ;-)