The Corpse Price

I'm angry and pissed off!

I was so looking forward to the final series of Celebrity Big Brother and can't believe the producers failed to deliver. Did they not watch I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here? We're sick of Katie Price and her self promotion. This is going to be another month of seeing her leathery face splashed across the tabloids every day.

The Jordan bandwagon aside.......

Stephen Baldwin

He was a complete wet lettuce on the American version of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here so on what basis was he employed? Did no one at Channel 4 do their homework? He walked out of that show. Fingers crossed eh ;-)

Nicola T

What use is a pair of tits when said tits are in a relationship with a child in the real world. Totty is only required in the BB house to encourage a bit of furtive flirting and frottage. Eye candy has to be available to do it's job so why sign up a pout and nipples that can't deliver. It's pointless and sloppy.

Stephanie Beacham

A real celebrity and could be great viewing. If I was her I'd be looking for another agent though. Dynasty, shagging Ken Barlow, squeezing into a Mini with a bunch of losers isn't exactly an upward career path.

Lady Sovereign

She says she went into the house because she's bored. I suspect she'll bore us before the week's out. Lesbian chavs are so last decade.

Alex Reid

Orange dick who has been desperate to get on TV for years. He lucked out by knobbing Jordan and is now trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame but the sad truth is he's just another cog in the Katie Price media machine.

Katia

How does shagging a wrinkly make you a celebrity? She's quite cute though so she might be the only hope we have of getting some love action in the house.

Heidi Fleiss

How the hell did she pass the psychological testing? I've not seen anything that bewildered since Robbie William's last X Factor performance. The woman should sue her plastic surgeon. It must be a hideous accident as nobody would actually want to look like Katie Price's corpse. Maybe the producers are more clever than I'm giving them credit for ;-)

Dane Bowers

Twat

Vinnie Jones

The recession must be hitting the Hollywood Mean Machine or maybe the film offers have dried up for this one trick pony. Come on. Have you seen him in X Men: The Last Stand? His mutant power appeared to be the ability to turn himself into a plank of wood.

Sisqo

This year's pocket sized Coolio. Another one novelty hit wonder wearing ghetto bling to make himself look interesting. I bet he's got The Thong Song 2010 Remix already lined up.

Basshunter

I like Jonas. I hope his Tourettes resurfaces and he tells the lot of them to fuck right off!

JONAS TO WIN!